Posted 2 years ago

Boy:Im sorry but I have to let you go

Girl:why?

Boy:Because your a hoe

Girl:Fine.But know that you’ll never find anyone like me ever again

Boy:I hope I dont find somebody like you.Cuz if I do, then that will cut the whole point of dumping you

Posted 2 years ago

Why is Tumblr so confusing?

it goes something like this

where do you …..ROCEL!!!!!

how do you…..ROCEL!!!!!

how come…..ROCEL!!!!!

there you go.

Posted 2 years ago
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Posted 2 years ago

Pickup Lines:

My love for you is like diarrhea , I just can’t hold it in

Is there a mirror in your pocket? because I see me in your pants

Posted 2 years ago